A very demure young lady brought home her brand new female parrot and rapidly discovered to her dismay that the bird would often say "I'm a hooker!" very loudly.
The young lady turned to the parish priest for guidance. The priest told her of his own two male parrots that he had trained to remain in prayer most of the day. Perhaps her parrot could be taught the same by housing her with his two.
When the lady placed her female parrot into the cage of the priest's male parrots, the female parrot squawked her usual "I'm a hooker!"
One of the male birds looked at the other and said, "Look lively, Jocko, our prayers have been answered!"

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