An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives retired to the kitchen. The two elderly gentlemen got to talking, and the first one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I recommend it very highly."

The second man asked, "What was the name of the restaurant?"

The first man sat and scratched his head and thought a long time. Finally, he replied, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know ... the one that is red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?" asked the second man.

"Yes, that's it," the first man said. He then turned toward the kitchen and yelled, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"

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