Our Lousy Website wouldn't have been possible without the efforts our talented Staff:

Accounts Payable Manager - Imelda Czechs
Appeals Specialist - Bud Uronner
Air Quality Monitor - Carmine Dioxide
Assertiveness Training Coach - Lois Steem
Bail Bond Provider - Freida Gogh
Bolt Tightener - Tilda Plierslip
Bunji Jumping Instructor - Hugo First
Caffeine Addiction Counselor - Bruno Moore
Chief Negotiator - Bernadette Bridge
Chief of Seating - Wayne Back
Compassion Coordinator - Ophelia Paine
Complaint Line Operator - Xavier Breath
Complaint Line Supervisor - Hassen Ben Sober
Customer Service - Haywood Jabuzoff
Customer Care Manager - Kurt Reply
Director of Photography - Len Scapon
Director of Purchasing - Lois Bidder
Downsizing Consultant - Candace Guy
Ebay Specialist - Selma Junkoff
Fleet Manager- Oscar de la Rental
Film Editor - Francis Ford Cupholda
Head of Bldgs. & Grounds - Moe D'Lawn
Hospitality Director - Doris Shutt
Horse Consultant - Mr. Ed
Mother-in-Law Liason - Stella Payne Diaz
Personal Computer Specialist - C. Colin Backslash
Proof Reader - Erin Spelling
Ratings Analysis Specialist - Rita Menweip
Lazy-Boy Tester - Wilma Buttfit
Sexual Harrassment Intervention Counselor - Pat McCann
Shop Foreman - Luke Bizzy
Staff Advisor - Judy Cyde
Staff Archivist - Bernadette File
Staff Chaperone - Theresa Crowd
Staff Chaplain - Neil Down
Staff Grief Counselor - Ariel Bummerman
Staff Mediator - Sue First
Staff Meteorologist - Gail Storm
Staff Statistician - Marge Innovera
Summer Intern - Gladys Overnow
Tax Consultant - Lou Pole
Transcriber - Diana Boredom
Throughbred Rider - Andy Zoff
Washroom Attendant - Eustace Stahl
Website Designer - H.T. Amal

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